- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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