- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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