Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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