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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Anthony sucks

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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