What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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