- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Indians

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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