- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Stop Iran! We need the money.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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