What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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haha

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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