A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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osama bin laden is dead

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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