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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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