Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

what goes boo a sock

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Diarrhea

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

women's rights

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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