What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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#Getweird

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Your sex life.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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