- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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