- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What do you call a black man? A person

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What's worse than this That :(

William wright is Gay

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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