- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

THe Election

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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