- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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