A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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