- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Loperson

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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