- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Abortion.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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