Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

drew edminstin is a rat

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Kevin and Ramin

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

derp

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

BIG MAC'S

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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