- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why so serious ?

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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