- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Asians.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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