- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What black and has children A black man

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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