- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Fine, ladies first.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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