- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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