- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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