- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

mikey is cute

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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