I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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