What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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