- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

alex is cool

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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