WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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