- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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