Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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