Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Yo mama so fat.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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