H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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your mom is so fat.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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