What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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What's stupid a light bulb.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Your mom is so old she died

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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