- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

This is a joke.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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