What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What black and has children A black man

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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