Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

The word "Walter" is never funny.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

masturbating on a tarc bus

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

Sir, your wife is dead

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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