- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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