- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

you see theres this guy.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

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