i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Jebron Lames.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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This is not a joke.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Burp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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