Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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