what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

I am dyslexic

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Ain't idn't a word.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Women's Rights

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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