- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Where's the soap?

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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