A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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