Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Knock knock.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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baskets

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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