Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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dead dibbs

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Atheism

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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