Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

What did the old man say? Im old

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

This sentence is a lie.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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