- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

why did sally drown cause she was black

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Julian Ha.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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