- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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