What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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