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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Misner is a twat.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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