- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

-knock knock! -doors open

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

- Helen Keller

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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