Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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The New York Giants

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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