What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Smelly Indians.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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