- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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