- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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