- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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