- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Knock knock.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What's up? Your time.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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