A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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