A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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purple pickles

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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