- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

women's rights.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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