- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

The WNBA

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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