how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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