Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Your Mom The End.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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