- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

A man walked into a bar owch

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

knock knock go away!!!

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