Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

woman's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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