- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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