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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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