Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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8===D

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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