How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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