- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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