- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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