- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Vagina cream... end of story

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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