- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What's old and wrinkly? old people

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

once you go black your credit goes wack

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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