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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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