John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

The cream, it is coming

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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