- Anti Joke

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Christ is a conspiracy

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

the game

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.