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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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