Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

snowglobe

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...