- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

The GOV and the WHO?

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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