if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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