Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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