- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Will nearis is here! Get it

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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