- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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