A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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What? Why?

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Choir.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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