- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

A black student graduated High School

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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