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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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