A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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