- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

I literally died laughing

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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