- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

homosexual

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Blacks

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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