- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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