- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

charlie sheen becomes sober.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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