- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

whats worse than failing your maths test?

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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