- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

I had 99 problems Solved them all

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