How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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Why did? Yes

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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