- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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