how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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