Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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