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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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