whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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women's rights

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Hail Heetluh

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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