- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

a person who will soon die of beeties

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

I don't believe in giraffes.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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