How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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