do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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