What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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