What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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whats 7+4? 74

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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