Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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what has genitial warts? me

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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knock knock go away

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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