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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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