Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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