What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Tim likes girls

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

whats black? the colour

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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