My lady, that is the backside of trust, I have decided to trust you, how am I supposed to feel about the fact that I believe to the point where I know that you mean everything you are saying? And that if you had any interest in backstabbing me, I would be risking my life, wife and friends. Do you not get trust? If you keep thinking like that, tomorrow you could be suspecting the mailman for being a spy, I can, and could tell you that I will cut ties with my employees, but then I would have you not only to believe me, but to support me financially, I do not need much, in fact, I need you to trust me, and if you do not trust me, what does it matter if I quit? You could accuse me for typing books that alter the mind (all books do), you could accuse me of having killed Nero and taken over... The point is, if you cannot trust me, then I cannot help you with what you ask, and if that is a requirement for our friendship to persist, then you are not looking for a friend, but for a employee.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Sarah Palin.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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69- by Adam Chebali

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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